Released: Aug 01st, 1995
Running Time: 99
Director: Walter White
Company: VCA Platinum Plus
Cast: Juli Ashton, Jon Dough, Tony Tedeschi, Sandi Beach, Tera Heart, Roxanne Hall, Tom Chapman, Ron Jeremy, Jeanna Fine, T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Anna Malle, Shelby Stevens, Rebecca Wild, Rebecca Lord, Danyel Cheeks
Critical Rating: AAAA
Remember the Diet Coke commercial where a bunch of women are standing around ogling a construction worker? Ron Jeremy does an absolutely hilarious takeoff in this vid. Jeanna Fine, Sandi Beach, Shelby Stevens and Roxanne Hall get so hot and bothered watching Jeremy dribble food all over his big, hairy belly that they indulge in a fourway Diet Cunt dildofest!
Everything in this video hits the mark. Every joke works, and nearly every sex scene sizzles. Jeremy and Jon Dough host a public access talk show, "Balls Out." Their first guest is Danyel Cheeks, who agrees to fuck Dough but won't let Jeremy touch her. Nominate Jeremy for best nonsexual performance as he somehow manages to keep a straight face, continuing the interview with questions like, "Is he fucking you good?" as she howls in ecstasy. The scene ends with an amazing, volcanic eruption of cum on Cheek's ass crack from the cowgirl position.
Another highlight is the commercial for "Buttsaver," a product you apply to your ass in anticipation of anal sex, that will have it smelling "springtime fresh." Tera Heart's ensuing anal scene with Tom Chapman is absolutely the hottest she's ever done. Whether her enthusiasm in this scene is genuine or acted only she knows for sure, but damn, it keeps your finger off the fast forward button.
Mixing great comedy and hot sex is a difficult balancing act to pull off, but director Walter White succeeds in perfectly assimilating the yucks with the fucks. Nominate Park Forest for best screenplay.
Retailers: stock, stock, stock! This is the kind of quality video you can confidently feature in a "satisfaction guaranteed or your next rental free" promo.