Win the lotto and Dallas D'Amour will talk dirty to you and make sure your fantasies come true in this poorly shot vid, with hysterically bad overdubbed moans and groans (a la the 70s).

Guy DiSilva massages, licks, and cums on Lauren Beatty's not-so-sexy feeties. Some decent poolside doggie and mish precede the toesie spodie. Next, multipierced Kandace gets an ice cube rubdown from Don Fernando. She then mounts him for a cowgirl and missionary romp… both lukewarm in spite of nice full-body shots.

After a dull deed between Hardman and Satania, energetic China Moon, with occasional real moaning, bangs Don Fernando in mish, reverse cowgirl, and spoons positions resulting in a look-ma-no-hands pussy splooge. Probably the best scene of the tape.

If this is the best Pussy Lotto has to offer, you may want to try a "scratcher".