Released: May 01st, 1995
Running Time: 90
Director: Teri Diver
Company: Coast To Coast Video
Cast: David Hardman, Teri Diver, Tyffany Million, Debi Diamond, Amber Woods, Tony Tedeschi, Jordan Lee, Brooke Waters, Luc Wylder
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Tales from the Clit maybe Teri Diver's best to date. Well, that video's position as #1 is safe but there is a new number two. Hourman is imaginative, well-done and quite erotic.
Tony Tedeschi (very under-utilized in 1994) is interviewed by Tyffany Million at Superheroes, Inc. His claim to fame? He can keep his dick hard for an hour. This should come as good news for his old girlfriend Brooke Waters, who is a tad distressed when Tony comes after three shakes of a lamb's tail. Brooke then calls on Amber Woods (she of the eyeballs tattooed just above her buttocks) to alleviate her frustrations. This unfortunately is the one low point of the show - neither girl really seems to be into it. But it's all uphill from there.
Tony downs a formula he's been working on and voila, "superprick." He spots a couple of burglars, Debi Diamond and Teri Diver, and winds up getting chased by them. And when they catch him - WOW! Debi gets plugged in the butt and is my prenomination for Best Group Scene in a video. Jordan Lee is the boss of Debi and Teri and she's so pissed that the girls came away empty-handed that she needs to be soothed by lackeys David Hardman and Luc Wylder. The boys make a Jordan sandwich for the feature's second anal scene.
The third analectomy comes when Tony finds himself with Miss Lee in her lair. I guess that butt banging is the way of the future in getting rid of lady criminals. And of course, as we suspected, the final coupling is with Tony and Tyffany.
With one little exception, a hot show. Hurry and stock Hourman, the seconds are ticking away.