Released: May 01st, 1995
Running Time: 68
Director: Rob King
Company: Las Vegas Video
Cast: Cherelle, Dave Hardman, Alicia Rio, Tony Martino, Kaitlyn Ashley, Marilyn Martyn, Guy DiSilva, Steve Houston
Critical Rating: AAA
Another one in the "just missed" category. This fine assemblage of women (they don't get much finer) go about their business, but unfortunately, there isn't much show. The less-than-inferno-like sex, like a piece of imitation pork, is Sizzle Lean.
Steve Houston is a director who's having trouble on his set. Alicia Rio and Guy DiSilva are actors who can't remember their lines and Dave Hardman is a P.A. who can't find lube (but does get fine tuned by Cherelle), are just some problems Houston and his Fellini are faced with.
Make-up artist Marilyn Martyn gives an enthusiastic suck and touch-up job to DiSilva that would make Mary K. proud. He turns the table, actually the chair, and dives into her crotchless bodysuit. The three-act play that follows includes; a fine shot of his "meat doin' the feat" (mish), poor coverage of a doggie driving and an anal reverse cowgirl (with an unfortunate missed penetration shot). Martyn butthole surfs upon Guy's wave for a while before he wipes out on her face. Close, but no Tiparillo.
Tony Martino is a reporter for an adult mag who stumbles across Kaitlyn Ashley's rehearsal of "Ol' Sole O' Mio." Kaitlyn tells Tony that she would do anything to win the "actress of the year" award. And sister, she ain't lying. Tony munches like Roger Ebert at an all-you-can-eat popcorn buffet, and then jumps aboard the doggie/missionary bandwagon. A too short sequence climax with a full facial. I mean - a lot of spooze.
Alicia Rio helps to relieve Houston's headache by giving him two positions, and having him ball in the morning. Nothing spectacular, hell, she doesn't even take her bodysuit off. It's unfortunate (there's that word again), but this potentially scorching vid (absolutely gorgeous women), comes off at about room temperature. Average, nothing more - and nothing less. Oh, and Kaitlyn, be sure to see me before next year's awards show.