Released: Jun 01st, 1995
Running Time: 83
Director: Teri Diver
Company: Coast To Coast Video
Cast: Jordan Lee, Nikki Sinn, Teri Diver, Tony Tedeschi, Tom Chapman, Kimberly Chambers
Critical Rating: AAAA
When aliens invade the Earth, think they’re going to be friendly little E.T. types who spout “we come in peace?” Fuck that. They’re going to have anal sex with every human they can find in order to drain them of their energy and take over the world. Did someone say Liquid Sky? This premise is reminiscent of that cult classic, but the similarities end there. With the help of special effect costumes, anal is elevated to the status of “art” in this impressive sci-fi vid, directed by adult entertainment figure Teri Diver.
In an elaborate non-sex opening, aliens Tom Chapman and Nikki Sinn emerge from an invisible force field in search of human ass-prey. When detective Tony Tedeschi and sidekick Kimberly Chambers arrive at the site of the aliens’ first victim, Jordan Lee, they find her a sexually mindblown vegetable, ass-up and mumbling incoherencies.
Kimberly demonstrates exactly why she’s Tony’s business partner in a torrid sexual opener beginning with Tony’s trademark finger-and-tongue insertions. Their cowgirl and mish are well-shot and hot, particularly when Kimberly throws her legs in the air and shoves a chrome vibe up her ass. Tony shoots into his hand, smears it across her mouth and kisses her. Now there’s a real man; count that little augmentation to their already scorching coupling as this editor’s personal favorite. Vince Vouyer, sitting in a bar, decides he’ll have a Nikki Sinn “On the Rocks,” as the two find inventive uses for ice cubes. They perform a good cowgirl, a great mish and an even better anal. After his cum shot, Vince plays dead, joining Jordan as another of the aliens’ human victims.
Tony becomes obsessed with his case. He finds the invisible force field and steps onto the spaceship to find a naked Nikki blanketed in pod-like gauze. When he fills her in on knowledge of her intentions, she explains the aliens’ anal aspirations and seduces him. Tony decides he’ll be okay if he avoids her ass. It’s self control he thankfully doesn’t possess – another well-above average scene. A gorgeous missionary penetration peaks during the butt portion, high-lighted by more impressive camera work during initial insertion. And Tony’s wet shot delivered into Nikki’s waiting sphincter is inspiring.
Tom eventually warns Kimberly that anal sex will transform her into a “brainless, babbling idiot,” but she ignores his warnings and they deliver a sizzling cowgirl/mish/anal. Whatever position she’s in, this beautiful, big breasted blonde exhibits major enthusiasm.
Teri Diver, as Jordan’s lesbian lover, participates minimally in a Jordan/Tom reverse cowgirl/mish/spoon. Tom’s anal invasion of Jordan would have benefited from a clearer initial penetration shot, so we wouldn’t notice his unmistakable tattoo… or do those incendiary initials have a different meaning on his planet?The script (by Diver and Tom Elliott) is better than many mainstream sci-fi movies. Technical qualities are excellent, and the innovative body paint that delineates Tom and Nikki as aliens is not only interesting, but sexy too. Kim Chambers’ beauty and sexual performance make her hotter than ever and Tony Tedeschi is really workin’ it lately; his performance might have been described as “analicious” by Steven St. Croix during last January’s awards show. And, hey, speaking of AVN’s little ceremony, Anal Intruder 9 is certainly one to keep in mind when the nominations are brought up in ’95. Five sex scenes are feature some sort of ass action that is light years beyond most anal-themed vids. Very memorable, and definitely stockable.