Released: Apr 01st, 1995
Running Time: 85
Director: M Stone
Company: Moonlight Entertainment
Cast: Julian St. Jox, Tera Heart, T.T. Boy, Sally Layd, Sean Michaels, Steven St. Croix, Jordan McKnight, Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan
Critical Rating: AAAA
The producers of the earlier classic Sex Trek spoofs have returned with a spoof of "Star Trek: The Next Generation," and just as ST:TNG's polish and special effects make the original series look a bit cheesy, this effort also represents a quantum leap in quality.
If you consider that the previous Sex Treks were damn good, this video is top rank indeed. The look, the costumes, the sets, the special effects, the music, the superb credits, the excellent videography and editing, are all nominations-worthy.
Director/"creator" M. Stone is a surefire Best Director nominee for getting past these hurdles. The cast, as parodies of their TV counterparts, are uniformly excellent, and the pacing is superb. Basically, you're either grinning in recognition, laughing at the jokes, or googling at the sizzling sex scenes – and you can't ask for a better bunch of ingredients for a sex satire. I don't want to give away the jokes, or even most of the character names, so I'll limit my plot summary to this: the sexship is invaded by "Qute" (the incredible Anna Malle) a denizen of the "Qute Continuum." Qute has taken delectable human form, and proceeds to wreak sexual havoc amongst the crew, by igniting long-dormant fantasies while taking the form of various crew members, and initiating amazing sexual acrobatics. Along with the sexual heat of Anna, who ignites the first two scenes, the video is driven by Steven St. Croix's dead-on captain (bald at first, but vouched-safe a full head of hair from the hormone surge generated in his initial anal with Qute.)
Other performance highlights include an awards-worthy three-way with SeanMichals (as the visored engineer), coupling with Tera Heart (as the ship's counselor), and Jordan McKnight (bartendress in the crew lounge). This is also Jordan McKnight's best sexual performance to date. Assistant director J.B. and videographer Jace Rocker catch some incredible shots of her soaking pussy and asshole clenching and unclenching as Tera licks and fingers her. Since Sean's awesome dick is planted inside Tera, not Jordan, she moves on to seduce android Jonathan Morgan (who has Brent Spiner's bemused smiles and sidewise looks down perfectly). The sexship's command chair was not meant for the boob-bouncing reverse cowgirl that ensues, and Jordan catches Jonathan's facial photon torpedoes without the benefits of shields.
Terrific packaging tops off a real winner. Let's hope this series lasts as long as the source material. Sex Trek: The Next Orgasm – fuck long and prosper.