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Sex Lives of Clowns

Released: Jun 01st, 1995
Running Time: 108
Director: Wesley Emerson
Company: VCA Platinum Plus
Cast: Jeanna Fine, Jonathan Morgan, Cal Jammer, Debi Diamond, Sarah-Jane Hamilton, Nicole London, Kaitlyn Ashley, Mike Horner, Jon Dough, Brooke Waters, Dave Hardman, Crystal Wilder
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAAA

"A clown's life is one of quiet desperation and inner torment," philosophizes Sarah-Jane Hamilton, What further proof is needed that this is a special vid?

Sarah-Jane interviews a number of clowns an "clown groupies" about their favorite pastimes. Jon Dough and Debi Diamond are such a pair, and while their doggie and missionary are somewhat subdued, an enthusiastic anal more than makes up for it. Jon later does Sarah-Jane in her erotic dream (interviewing clowns being such an arousing experience) that's noteworthy on every level, particularly her slo-mo squirt. Granted, jon appears to be deep in though about subjects such as the variety of ways one can prepare broccoli, but what a cum shot he produces.

Jonathan Morgan's offbeat comic delivery is practically perfect as he portrays an embittered, ranting "clown ventriloquist" with stubby beard growth. A matchup with Kaitlyn Ashley vanquishes his angst to the extent that the facial hair is mysteriously absent when it's time for their excellent cowgirl/doggie/mish.

Mike Horner, an ex-clown with a fetish for callipe music, has an above-average three-way with Crystal Wilder and Brooke Waters. Both girls insert fingers and tongues into every available orifice and take turns mishing Mike to a two-gal facial.

Jeanna Fine is great as the cynical, disillusioned clown "Mirthful mary." Kaitlyn again puts her healing powers to work, as she tongue-fucks Jeanna into multi-orgasmic bliss.

Cal Jammer and pretty blonde Crystal Wilder show up after the story ends. She smoothes grease-paint across his face slowly and sensuously before it's wiped off, and they continue the mood with a tongue bath and mish/doggie that both seem to enjoy.

Director Emerson has done a wonderful job with the help of Martin Brimmer's script and some very funny acting from the performers. The seven sex scenes will definitely make into you "big top," and there's a tasteful dedication to the memory of Cal Jammer at the end. An absolute winner; stock hard.


 

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Debi Diamond
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Nicole London
Kaitlyn Ashley
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Jon Dough
Brooke Waters
Dave Hardman
Crystal Wilder
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