Released: Apr 01st, 1995
Running Time: 75
Director: Rick Mann
Company: Hollywood Video
Cast: Mercedes (I), Amanda (I), Sally Layd, Nadine, Ian Daniels, Tera Heart
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Ian Daniels and Rick O'Shea are a pair of camel jockeys seeking the meaning of true happiness. Their search takes them to the #1 psychic, Tera Heart, who after reading Daniels' Tarot, reads those strange hieroglyphs on his cock.
Tera gets real close, then lets him explore her rear cavern. In the trance that Daniels puts her in from the energetic corn holing, Heart tells Daniels he must find the crystal dildo. It's near the watering hold. Once in the hole, true happiness will follow. (Who writes this stuff, anyway?) What follows is a road trip from hell. One sees the same road scenes over and over again, while someone in an accent which sounds more Indian than Arabic does a VO about the wonders of the expanse we are seeing.
Oh, on the way, our gamboling pair find a pair of "American women with big breasts," (Nadine and Amanda) with whom they lie, (or is it lay), joined by Rage who just happens to wander by. Somehow the pair stumble on to the crystal dildo which is not being used by Layd and Mercedes. Wrestling the dildo away, the boys take them to the nearby watering hole, (Heart was right) and the guys find happiness in Layd and Mercedes' chassis.
Poor script and sound doesn't give this one a huge chance to get out of the oasis, though Heart's scene gives it the extra "A ½."