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Hard Squeeze

Released: Apr 01st, 1995
Running Time: 80
Director: Wes Brown
Company: Emerald City
Cast: Shelby Stevens, Bunny Bleu, Isis Nile, Eva (I), Jon Dough, Tina Tyler, Melissa Hill
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAA

Jon Dough's confession: "Even with all their bullshit, I love women," is so reminiscent of Marcia Brady's date declaring: "You may be weird, but you're the grooviest-looking chick in school." Score a point for pop-culture progression in our enlightened '90's.

Jon and Isis Nile handle the opening scene with a brief, accomplished blowjob followed by an equally skilled missionary/doggie combo. The plot comes in here – something about how she's married and he's too serious about her; poor sound renders it barely understandable.

Alex Sanders and farm-fresh beauty Melissa Hill are a couple designed for foreplay and posing. He excites her with finger and tongue, flexing his wiry muscles, and she shows off her very white teeth. She winds her tongue around the top of his cock before engulfing the whole thing enthusiastically. Their missionary screw is helped by a clear insertion shot and her sweet smile, but when she lets him know she's about ready to climax, the camera cut to… her hand. Perhaps this is a plus for finger-fetishists, but she's got a face and body worthy of close-ups, and this would have been the perfect opportunity for a few. They provide the second-in-mouth cumshot.

Jon asks the billion dollar question: what do women want? The answer is a solution the Brady's never explored in all those half-hours – other women. A threeway with blonde Shelby Stevens, Bunny Bleu and Eva (a black-haired, tiny-titted woman who bears a strong resemblance to ex-adult star Raven) isn't bad, but it's not innovative or imaginative.

A sense of boredom pervades the poolside Vince Vouyer/Tina Tyler coupling, as well as a major lack of insertion shots. The cum-in-mouth finale plus the performers' silence helps, but not much. They've both sure groovy-looking, though.

Dallas D'Amour appears to help Jon Re-enter the world of women with pierced labes. Their fuck is fairly standard until he suddenly slips it to her in the ass and ends quickly with another well-received facial. Don't look for a fascinating plot, leave out the Freudian observations about women (hey, if you have to ask…) and just enjoy the sex.


 

Related Content:

Emerald City
Shelby Stevens
Bunny Bleu
Isis Nile
Eva (I)
Jon Dough
Tina Tyler
Melissa Hill
Wes Brown

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