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Umma, Queen Of The Bizarre

Released: Jun 01st, 1995
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Directors: John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company: Fantastic Pictures
Cast: Annabel Chong, Kerri Downs, Umma, C.J. Bennett, Kelly Michaels
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: All-Sex

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Critical Rating: AAA

John T. Bone has attempted to take XXX to the next step, but this bi-sexual, transsexual romp falls short. First off, while the sets are imaginative (check out Umma's throne) lighting suggestive, and shooting and editing first rate, this tape suffers from a pathetic music track and not enough ham (acting that is). For Umma to pull off being the queen of the bizarre, she has to overact outrageously and she doesn't even come close. In fact, Annabel Chong blows her off the stage as the supplicant seeking sexual knowledge. Because Umma's not believable, everything else experienced in the tape is flat.

Second, if you are going to have women with dicks and guys there each other, they have to be there for a reason.

It's not simply enough to include them because they are quote unquote "bizarre." The pointless orgy finale has the cast humping each other, and all the performers get to spit on Annabel which in itself is, well, bizarre.

By mixing mild bondage, lesbianism, unusual sexual beings (Michaels with a dick and tits, and Downs with her squirting ability), Bone has fashioned something that must have made sense on paper, but lost coherence when it came to the taping. Huge on effort while a little short on execution. Though the tape will undoubtedly sell based on Bone's reputation for showing the outrageous, it's for lovers of the real bizarre only.


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