Released: May 01st, 1995
Running Time: 112
Director: Rodney Moore
Company: Odyssey Group Video
Cast: Wolf Savage, Salemia, Valerie (I), Baily (I), Rodney Moore, Kymberly Kummings, Nadia Nyce (II)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
At first glance one may think that the inevitable has happened: Rodney “The King of Cream” Moore has spent so much time in his co-stars’ deep end, that he’s finally gone over it, himself. What’s that? Exposed out-of-this-world body parts? Sphincter-flying space ships (hilariously well done, by the way)? Yep, it’s all true. CB7 is clever and penetratingly fun.
A pair of exquisite extraterrestrials (Nadia Nyce and Valerie) are plotting their take-over of Earth. Their advantage being – men. Because of man’s weakness between his legs (specifically Rodney Moore and Wolf Savage), they, like Gordon Gecko, anticipate no problems with the takeover.
Through the spaceship’s monitor (yes, they even have Sony on Uranus) the girls witness the “Cumm Brothering” of brunette Kymberly Cummings. And before you can say, “brotherly love,” Rod and Wolf have their dicks (simultaneously) in Kym’s mouth. (Kym, if you keep that up, you’ll have stretch marks around your mouth in no time.) The usual tag-teaming occurs, along with foot kissing, doggie anal, 69 (no, not Rod and Wolf), a delightful d.p. and of course a copious facial.
A scouting duet of aliens (Salemia and Baily) are sent to earth to capture the Brothers Cumm. While still in their alien forms (a couple of masks from ET’s ‘R Us), the girls zap the fellas and transport them back to the “mother ship.” Once aboard the ladies assume their human forms (they lose the masks), give some heavenly head, and get worked over by the one-eyed monsters in a variety of positions. A nice attempt is made with an overhead camera, the only problem being the penetration is obstructed from that angle. Nevertheless, the obligatory anal and pop-shots are there.
Little did Rodney know it but the preceding scene was his bachelor party. High Priestess Nadia orders Rodney to be her groom. And quite frankly, who the hell is he to argue with a High Priestess. They consummate their vows as Rod follows her demands; “kiss my feet, eat my pussy,” while doing some intergalactic improvising of his own.
Ending with a series of outtakes is an excellent choice. It captures the fun, tongues-in-cheeks attitude that CB7 was obviously shot with. Although not as penetratingly nasty as others in the Cumm Brothers series, Honeymoon On Uranus is still good, clean, anal fun.
Stock it, and tapes may fly at warp speed.