Taking the pissing contest to its literal extreme, Powers once again delivers precisely what golden shower fans want. Standing, squatting, leg-lifts, interior, exterior, on, off – we can't imagine another position or location which Powers hasn't already covered, except perhaps zero gee. (Should he live long to see Space Shuttles made available for personal hire, we're positive that Jimbo would attempt it.)

Aesthetic issues aside, there's nothing else your customers really need to know. Only they can judge if this act even comes close to being "sexy." What we're more curious about the pee fee his girls receive for going that extra mile, a.k.a. a finger lickin? whiz cocktail.

Retailing: Stockable pissing fare.