Released: Jun 01st, 1995
Running Time: 117
Director: Seymore Butts
Company: Ultimate Video
Cast: Chelle, Christopher (I), Melonie, Shauna (I), Shane (I), Jordan Michaels (II), Seymore Butts
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
This complacently average vid (by any gonzo standards) features more blisteringly banal puppy talk than an NBC sitcom, while documenting a four-day road excursion that takes Shane on dancing gigs to Dallas, Toronto and Indianapolis.
Nothing out of the ordinary occurs. No firemen getting fired, thereby creating scandalous tabloid headlines. No Kathy Willets doing a platinum impersonation of F. Murray Abraham. No Tiffany Towers and her titanic tits. No Kylie Ireland flashing in shopping centers. Truth simply told, Shane dances. Shane meets some pretty girls who come back to her dressing room. They fuck. End of story.
In the pre-trip sequence at the Butts' residence, Chelle and shane (sounds like an old vaudeville team) get into a girl/girl romp, with Shane introducing a slender dildo to Chelle's asshole.
Once in dallas (no, she doesn't get arrested) Shane meets up with Melonie ("she's so cute") for some non-committal ass-eating, finger-fucking and foot-sucking - this prior to S&M giving Seymore a blow job.
In Toronto, it's pretty much second verse, same as the first. shane finds toothsome Jordan Michaels cute, too,. The pot at the end of the rainbow for Michaels is a strap-on doggie/cowgirl scene iwth Shane.
The introduction of "Seymore fan" Shawna into the mix holds some sparkling promise. she's slenderishly pretty with volatile tan lines that picture-frame her gorgeous ass, so one would think anal, right? Wrohng. Shawna gives Seymore a handsome blow job, but out comes a condom followed by some basically executed cowgirl/mish/doggie with nary an asshole ins ight.
Intermittent seymore/Shane hanky-panky (you've seen it before, now see it again) rounds out the proceedings with the final stretch giving porker "Shane fan" Christopher a rewarding blow job.
Best advice? Hold your reservations and wait for Seymore's next tour.