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Max Hardcore 12

Released: Jun 01st, 1995
Running Time: 97
Director: Max Steiner
Company: Zane Entertainment Group
Cast: Roise, Max Steiner, Tammi (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: All-Sex

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

If it ain't broke, don't fix it - a folksy adage which may well be Max's driving credo. Time after time, his Hardcore series delivers what the customers seem to want; the operative word being "nasty." Max's girls all seem to salivate in quantities heretofore generated exclusively by Saint Bernards with a glandular condition. In the latest addition to Max's dutch-angled vision, streams of drool leap off his basted beef steak like a going jumper, making a beeline to the upturned lens, which takes a worm's eye view. Nine out of ten viewers are going to flinch in Pavlonian response!

Unlike the standard-issue of boob-job Barbie dolls, Max tends to corral natural, unpretentious women whose eagerness for hot, real action exceeds their average looks. (For an all-sex, all-anal vid, this is the righteous path). Girls in white cotton panties and Cathoic schoolgirl attire may give the old-timers a rush; but generally speaking AVN likes 'em naked - as in buck naked.

Aside from the superb oral sideshow, Max plays ringmaster to a three-ring circus of anal acrobatics - a poolside plunge, a bedroom bang and a deep dive in the den. Ass-kneading, smacking and fingering are all crucial components of the Steiner approach; there's certainly no lack of it here. His Big Bang theory consistently arrives by way of dripping facial shots - bountiful, gooey, and repititious. Will anyone carp? Probably not. Though regulars may crave a fresher location, casual viewers won't mind Max's spacious, if somewhat Spartan, home.

Frankly, one wonders why he even bothers with set-up scenarios at all. This "greeting the new sexy neighbor" business is older than Methuselah's grandmother. No one really cares exactly why the ladies land on your doorstep with the regularity of an Amtrack schedule. Save the ad-libs, relax, and bone 'em. It works.


 

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