The idea of sassy and tough English stunt bike enthusiast girls has a lot of appeal, but there’s none of that to be found here. Instead, it’s the usual 'pick-up-chicks' scenario, only the chicks in question are perched on the seats of suped up two-wheelers that at least one of them can barely ride.

Apparently nobody told Antonia Deona that platform shoes don’t make good riding footwear, cuz she’s decked out in the ridiculous things and struggles to keep her bike upright. Profanity ridden Goth bitch Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence does much better, but gets all helpless when she blows a tire.

Aaliyah, Natalie Heck, and Simone Banks all know how to flip off boys who pester them, but all ultimately go back to those same boys’ house and swap DNA.

Each girl gets a Still Gallery of her draped on her bike while wearing lingerie and draped on a man wearing nothing.

Retailing: Not so much for those who like girl bikers as for those who like girls.