Released: May 01st, 1995
Running Time: 84
Company: Metro Distribution
Distribution Companies: Magma
Cast: Erik (I), Linda (I), Clothilde, Felipe (I), Sandrine, Charlie (I), Nicole (I), Johnny (I), Rosalie
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Though German in origin, this vid also features (barely audible) English narration, dubbed at a level so low that it sounds as if ''Radio Free Europe" was being discreetly piped into every household in the Fatherland. Additionally, the natural moans and groans have been replaced with canned M&G - a common enough practice when shooting on film (less to "sync" up) but why on video? Ah, those wacky Germans...
Nevertheless, if the U.S. viewer hangs in there long he's bund - ahem, bound - to schtumble across something of interest in this schtimulating smorgasbord, including lesbian gropes and brief interracial mixing. Enough explosive Hindernburg-sized payloads of anal fingering, munching and schtupping transpires during a "day in the life" of your average male baby-blitzer, to inflate the most flaccid of trouser dirigibles. (Initial penetration shots are probably hanging out with Hitler at an Argentinian watering hole, but Gott In Himmel, do these fresh fraulein-next-door types love to take it up the tailpipe and on the face!)
Speaking of aging sauerkraut, the elder contingent receive their fair share too - including a grey-haired Berliner who goes down on a girl younger than his suit, and a plump hausfrau who appears to enjoy playing human strudel. After an impromptu chef half her age polishes up the ol' fatty with cake icing, she waxes his bratwurst, and he blows a bavarian creme in her mouth.
Creative angles, production values and technical specs are just average, but East-West relations have never been warmer.