Released: Apr 01st, 1995
Running Time: 88
Director: Bruce Seven
Company: Bruce Seven Productions
Cast: Misty Rain, Danyel Cheeks, Jeanna Fine, Careena Collins, Ariana (I), Seth Damian, Annabelle Dayne, Shelby Stevens, Krysti Lynn
Critical Rating: AAA
This adult video might be the first ever sequence to an AVN review! After a rendition of GlenLyn Music's fine "Fade to Anal" theme, the video opens with Jeanna Fine teasing Careena Collins, Kristi Lynn and Annabelle Dayne. She looks right into the camera as if to say "Hey! I'm back!" while leading the others in a jerk-off jam. Then, referring to AVN reviewer Steve Austin's Buttslammers 8 review, Jeanna says, "There was this review in AVN that said something about 'If you have nothing good to say, then don't say anything at all. Well, this is for you Steve Austin. We'll just accept these words of wisdom. Let's just fuck." The obligatory Jamie Summers/Bionic Man references are mercifully absent.
What aren't absent are the by-now familiar spittings, double penetrations, and globed hands, with the girls inserting as many fingers into each as the law will allow. Just as Careena starts to get smoking, the video cross-cuts to Jeanna breaking in a "virgin." Jeanna finishes up by saying, "We hope we didn't disappointment Steve Austin with unnecessary chit-chat."
Misty Rain choreographs a strobe-lit dance number and Shelby Stevens paws Danyel Cheeks in front of a transparent façade, behind which gyrates the Shadow Dancer (Lia Baren). This is a nice tease sequence that ends when Misty joins in for some three-way fun. Later, Ariana plunges into a new redhead with the outrageously feminine moniker of Seth Damian, and both are joined by Careena and Shelby in another toys-not-boys party.
Fans of Careena and Jeanna have been better served elsewhere. While Bruce Seven's earlier work had oomph, this series is fading a bit. And that ain't no chit-chat.