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Tits Practice

Released: May 01st, 1995
Running Time: 85
Company: Metro Media
Distribution Companies: Magma
Cast: Rocco Siffredi, Patricia (I), Isabelle, Florence, Eric (I), Carolyn Monroe, Bernadette
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: All-Sex

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Critical Rating: AAAA

Buried like a Poe story under all the stern Germanic accents is a needless English narrative track, but Tits Practice, nevertheless, is a perfect example of how to make a silk purse from a sow's ear.  This humble-yet-hot vid should be required viewing for every "one day, one set wonder" Director west of the Mississippi.  Even less ambitious than their U.S. counterparts in plotline, this doctor's office farce pumps all of its energy into crafting the most out of the sex - a move Hippocrates would approve of.

Carolyn Monroe, a name not exactly tripping off of American lips anymore, pulls off a career-reviving coup not unlike John Travolta in Pulp Fiction (only the wart-hog didn't have to be on the receiving end of two dicks, unless you count the production meetings).  Here, the blonde bombshell plays creamy center in a vanilla Oreo d.p., as the camera dotes on her undulating tits from angles that could be accurately described as slavishly Russ Meyer-esque; aiming towards the heavens while her mammaries bounce fetchingly in slow motion.

The examination room, which resembles a B&D batting cage straight from one of Marcus Welby's most disturbing nightmares (short of a Medicaid subsidy cut-off) is focal point for many of the hottest pairings.  It affords a low ceiling to which the girls can cling like vampire bats as their buttholes are plundered over and over again.  The cameraman, who ought to be handed a "thinking man's videographer" award of the century, has correctly surmised that the reverse-cowgirl and spoon positions are the choicest angles for asshole-spelunking - and shoots for the moon, accordingly.  Rocco Siffredi plugs a natural born brunette in the latter mode with an entry shot that will leave viewers wincing and panting, but never wanting.

Just for good measure, an interracial girl/girl pairing (with a little chocolate number whose hair resembles a Rasta version of Yahoo Serious) is thrown into the mix of d.p.'s, facials and all-around fine plugging.


 

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Magma
Metro Media
Rocco Siffredi
Patricia (I)
Isabelle
Florence
Eric (I)
Carolyn Monroe
Bernadette

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