The title fairly much sums up the length-of-sentence this Max Steiner feature exacts upon its viewers.

Set in a prison cell, where, again, the tables are turned and men are the lock-up love dolls (as in Tiffany Million's Jailhouse Cock), this show curi­ously fails to capture the hell-bent-for-leather, dick-in-the-ass bravado that's the hallmark of Max's pro-am sex scenes. To make matters worse, Max's camera has somnambulated through most

of the anal scenes and is either stingy with, or misses IPS's (initial penetration shots) entirely, plus key angling opportunities. You expect a lot more from this pro.

Dick Nasty and Tim Lake are prisoners at the mercy of jailer Sgt. Rock— played by Vixxxen. Nasty, in an impenetrable accent that would serve him well in a Jim Sheridan movie but not here, recants the events leading up to his incarceration. Salad eating develops into sex when Nasty makes Destini Lane one of the ingredients. Destini takes a Thousand Island wet one in the kisser when Dick pulls out of a less-than-spectacularly-captured anal missionary plunge. Instead of the cameraman being jailed for bad coverage, Dick gets 30 days for drunk and disorderly.

Lake tells his story— how he became a ward of the state and love puppet to Sgt. Rock. Though Vixxxen looks pretty good in a tight skirt and high heels and gives it her all in reverse cowgirl move, Lake's wet shot looks like it was serving a sentence of its own, finally freeing itself after a lengthy wait in his scrotal sac.

"When they got you by the balls...they really got you by the balls," says Lake to Nasty. This is the dialogue at its prosaic best.

In another flashback, the battle of platinum has Adrianna eating out Vixxxen as though she were saving her appetite for a phantom main course. Vixxxen then dons die strap-on for a doggie that will leave you sniffing for better camera angles.

An "indoctrination" session with jailer Donella leads to a D.P.— for double-prisoner. Nasty and new convict C.J. Bennett oblige, with Nasty doing the anal honors, then allowing Bennett a solo ass poke for the vid's best moments.

Parolee Lake comes home to poke Sahara in the ass with about as much conviction as the recent Michael Jackson civil suit. Again, Lake takes embarrasingly long to deliver once he pulls out for the money shot. This is why we have editing bays, gents.

To paraphrase a popular line from The Great Escape: The cooler, Max.