It's really about pussy, man! When these babes start talking about meaty pussy lips hanging between their lips, dripping juice, with stiff clits needing a big dick thumped on them, they're not kidding. From the completely hairless, beautiful, but now ineligible pussy of Part 1 & 2's winner Summer Knight, to the incredible huge glistening lips of sultry Alicia Rio (possessed of perhaps porn's most munchable pussy) to the freshly-shaven snatch of P.J. Sparxx, this vid is a nearly two-hour feast of gorgeous bodies and sizzling sex. Many of the settings are sumptuous (see the On The Set piece in December's AVN), adding to the eye appeal, but the major credit for the grab-your-eye-and-crotch look of this video goes to superb videography by veterans Frank Marino (a notable director, of course, in his own right), and the indefatigable Wil Lee. Kudos, too, to the classic combination of light touch and down-and-dirty that is the trademark of Hall-of-Fame director David Christopher. Christopher and partner/producer Wil Divide are also featured in loony cameos with AVN's Gene Ross - a sure winner of the "Best Tanned Corpse Award" at the upcoming AVN Awards soirée - on the putting green in front of a fabulous mansion, practicing lag putts into Summer's widespread legs, with Hot Video's Joris Laventure a bewildered, French-spouting caddy, of corts. Gene has brought the sad news that Summer, as an employee of Snatch Productions, is ineligible to win the Pussyman contest. She must forfeit her starring role, and the search for the perfect pussy is on again!
Replacing Tom Byron, happily, in the role of Sam Snatch, pussy-searcher extraordinaire, is Jon Dough, aided by Steve Drake as his cousin Steve Snatch. Both guys are much more amicable screen personae, and easier for the viewer to identify with than the ever-more-grungy and sullen Byron.
Dough gets his search rolling with a rollicking three-way with Alicia Rio and Nicole London. The fictional "contest" is a familiar framework, but the girls really do seem to be trying to outdo each other! Alicia and Nicole girl/girl it to start off, Jon eats both, stacks them up, and plows each delectable pussy, as the girls continue to play with each other, plying anal beads to liven things up.
The girl/girl action, often a prelude to three-ways, is simply stunning. Two of porndom's most beautiful big-busted babes, the elegant blonde Penthouse Pet Julia Ann, and brunette bombshell Celeste, are walking time-bombs for hard-ons, as they tease each other, strip, and jam their huge bobs, and various sex toys (including a humongous strap-on donned by Celeste), into each other's pussies for the pleasure of Dough. Aaron Colt joins the girls, as Julia Ann mounts him and Celeste licks them both, for a teeth-jarring three-way climax.
Another girl/girler/three-way matches Nina Hartley with the recently-redux Keisha, with Sean Michaels joining for the denouement. This takes place at the mansion's beautiful outdoor water playground, and the sun, spray, and skin tones make for an awards-worthy go-round. Keisha looks fabulous, and Nina is really into the scene. Watching Sean's powerful body move under the water brings back memories of the vast winged keep that brought victory to Australia II in the America's Cup yacht race a few years back - only there's no "modesty skirt" hiding his rudder.
Steve Drake doesn't get short-changed - he drills sculpted, sensuous Chayse Manhattan doggie-style and she sucks off Steve St. Croix, in Chayse's best work to date.
Summer Knight is never content to just stick a flagstick in her crotch. She scores a stunning scene with frequent partner Nick Rage and the insatiable Debi Diamond. Forget 9 1/2 Weeks - what this trio does with fruit and whipped cream will make you forget all about your cholesterol count. Jon Dough closes out the festivities as Melanie Moore shaves P.J. Sparxx, and the two ladies model clit clips and suck off the lucky stiff, in another outdoor stunner.
Pussyman 3 is the first feature for the newly-independent Snatch Productions, although Christopher and Divide helmed the first two efforts under the Snatch rubric for Coast to Coast. As good as those two features were (AAAA, June 1993 AVN), this is better - breezier, richer settings, even hotter sex, better male leads, and so on. Although the boxcover was not available at the time of review, the quality of the videography and the still photos presage another well-packaged winner. Snatch can be proud, and retailers and viewers can look forward to more, because the search doesn't end here!