Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Running Time: 75
Director: Bosley Delongprez
Company: Video Team
Cast: Peter North, Jordan Lee, T.T. Boy, Amanda Addams, Kirsty Waay, Lexus Locklear
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Here's a cute premise: two nerdy girls and a lesbian walk into a bar… no, rent a house to finish up their masterwork: the definitive encyclopedia of porn. Trouble is, none of them have ever been laid. Add to that the complication that one of the tape orders, for One Hot Blonde, has been misrouted to Lexus Locklear's mailbox in Indiana, where she mistakes it for a marriage proposal (because she is, after all, "one hot blonde"), and you've got the makings of one good comedy here. That's "makings", because the comic timing is so far off in spots as to bring this tape down a half "A". A hint, Mr. Director: good comedy is rarely an accident: it takes rehearsal upon rehearsal to get it right – something that you obviously didn't require.
What brings the rating back up is the terrific girl/girler between Kirsty Waay and "lesbian" Jordan Lee, two of the finest news talents in XXX. These two ladies lick and apply vibrators to each other's pussy and nipples and really seem to be enjoying each other's bods. That scissor position wasn't bad, either.
Kirsty's also excellent in her "deflowering" of nerd Peter North. She looks just great bouncing up and down on his cock in reverse cowgirl position, her natural tits and nipples moving only slightly (but tightly), as nature intended.
Almost as good is the threeway finale, with Lexus Locklear and Amanda Addams two-tonguing Alex Sanders (who's got the nerd role down to a "T"). However, when the action gets really heavy, it's Alex banging Lexus missionarily (and cumming on her tits) while Amanda looks on. Lexus is beautiful, but doesn't display the needed energy here, making it a so-so scene. Lexus' kitchen table encounter with T.T. Boy is about the same.
As usual, the technical qualities are good, and though Lexus is the boxcover girl, the real selling points here for retailers are Kirsty and Jordan.