Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Director: Nic Cream
Company: Pleasure Productions
Cast: Chante, Patricia Kenendy, Teri Diver, Julian St. Jox, Jasper (I), Tyffany Million, Tony Tedeschi
Critical Rating: AAA
Technically, with the look and sound (a great theme song parody) of the hit television show Cops, Pops hits the mark. The sex on the other hand is like a repeat offender, try as he will, he just can't seem to get it right. Tyffany Million and Tony Tedeschi star (and do an admirable job) as the patrolling pornographic Pops, enforcing, ensuring and encouraging sex for all citizens.
A husband suffering from excessive "blue balls" summons the Pops as they investigate an Aggravated Frigidness call. Tyffany eats a confession out of the loins of Patricia Kennedy. Ms. K proves to be incorrigible as she reciprocates with a nice tongue fucking. Unfortunately the scene (and the entire vid) has too much time devoted to reactions, and not enough to action.
Ron Jeremy appears as a "suspiciously passive peeper" who's caught in the act of watching a "pool table poking" between Julian St. Jox and Teri Diver. An excellent deep blow job and some funny Miranda (more like Carmen Miranda) rights are the highlights. The sex isn't covered well at all (very little imagination and no penetration shots) and as a result any intensity that may have been there is gone. The director was apparently a missing person during this scene.
Tony Tedeschi pulls over a suspicious vehicle. The driver is accused of being a 25 year old virgin. (Now that's a crime). The passenger is along for the ride – and that's exactly what she gets. The girls, Chante and Jasper, suck Tony's nightstick, before he provides a hand/tongue/dick cavity search. One good (but brief) close-up of the action is covered before Tony dribbles on his "short hand of the law."
Other scenes have Tyff frisking and fucking Cal Jammer, and the partners Tony and Tyffany going through their daily (bump and ) grind. Like countless L.A. Clipper draft picks, Pops just scratches the surface of its true potential. Very entertaining, and if the sex does arouse you, you'll be getting off with only a misdemeanor.
With a sexy boxcover be sure to display prominently in either your Tyffany or law enforcement section.