Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Running Time: 85
Director: Jim Travis
Company: Dreamland Entertainment
Cast: Rick Blaine, Cal Jammer, Brad Armstrong, Tianna Temptress, Mike Horner, Krista (V), Lana Sands, Dyanna Lauren
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Dyanna Lauren (playing herself) is handed a script for her next porn video, but she doesn't seem to like it. It's the same old stuff – so Dyanna rewrites parts of it to suit herself. And what do we get? The same old stuff!
Dyanna conjures up Cal Jammer and his occasional girlfriend, Calista J., who go at it on an office desk. Sake St. Jermaine is helped by Lana Sands (billed as Elanna) to try on shoes, with the aid of Mike Horner. After a while, both Lana and Saki are trying on something else.
The best scene, however, is a girl/girl/girler that Dyanna dreams up between herself, Krista and Tianna Temptress (who needs a name change; there are too many Tiannas in the business.) Three gorgeous girls add up to one hot, long love scene – of nomination quality, in fact.
Dyanna's next script change involves "the ugliest guy we can find" – who turns out to be Rick Blaine (billed as Chief Two Tone). Rick is paired with Saki in a throwaway scene, as are Dyanna and Brad Armstrong.
Colors bleed somewhat in this not-very-imaginative feature that has some good action, but little more.