Ona's sterling persona in adult features usually finds her cast in nasty, dominating roles, but her personal reputation as a warm, intelligent lady finally gets to see the light of day in this most unusual of features. Hosting as a "teacher" in a porno prep academy, Ona conducts Q&A sessions that range from hygiene tips - "always take an enema before anal scenes...a Fleet, I think" chirps Nikki Sinn, trying to pretend she's never had rectal beef injection - to advice on fetish performances and proper hair maintenance.
Delightful guest appearances by Ron Jeremy, Veronica Hart, (her favorite film - Amanda By Night) Eric Edwards and our very own editor emeritus Gene Ross pepper the hardcore classroom footage, which showcases lesser-known faces like Valeria and Heather Lee as the main squeezes. Like a haughty student caught chewing gum, Michael J. Cox is dared by Ona to get it up in front of the class and prove his worth; he does in spades, as supple Heather assists him in a juicy 69 session, while Ona plies her puckered smile with a strap-on.
Cynical Gene Ross ("this ain't Gone wit' the Wind, babe") handles an "on-camera" directorial session that makes Von Stroheim look like Dr. Spock, assigning Nikki Sinn her "first" session with Jeremy and his trouser serpent. This is one rough ride! On the lighter side of tease, Frank Zee forces the guys into a jail cell to masturbate as the gals play with an arcane vibrator from a Rube Goldberg wet dream.
From out of left field comes two absolutely scintillating sex performances from the usually dull Valeria; first a one-on-one with A.P. Anthony where she takes him up the proctological Hey-Nonny-Nonny with the kind of vigor reserved for butt-sluts like Ona herself, and finally as the centerpiece in an orgy (directed by Edwards) where she goes orgasmically ballistic, receiving two facial wet shots while Nikki and Heather perform the "inverted tarantula" (don't ask, just watch!) in the background.
A very strong, unique first feature from Ona Zee Productions.