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Vagablonde

Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Running Time: 73
Director: Bud Lee
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
Cast: Tom Byron, April (VI), Tony Tedeschi, Leslie Glass, Asia Carrera, Janine Lindemulder, Jon Dough, Brooke Waters, Gary Waters, Krista (V)
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Genre: Film

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In her latest Vivid vehicle, a loose adaptation of Russ Meyer's Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Janine is a Wyoming waif who comes to the big city to take up a career as a model. She is paired with models Leslie Glass and Asia Carerra, with Tony Tedeschi as their photographer. During assignment, the trio visit a bar – but it's not an ordinary bar, as just inside the door, Gary Waters is getting his knob waxed by Brooke, and Krista is masturbating herself against a pole on the stage.

While watching all this, Janine is hit upon by Tom Byron. She rebuffs her advances, but Glass and Carrera decide that he is the exemplary victim to "break" Janine into "their" universe of modeling. Taking Byron home, Carrera leaps his bones while Glass shows Janine an ice sculpture of a dong which she just happens to have in the freezer. Hesitant Janine and aggressive Leslie then get it on next to the other passionate couple. Glass' energetic lapping soon has Janine shedding her inhibitions as fast as she sheds her top to allow Glass to fondle her large mammaries. Meanwhile, Carrera and Byron are going at it hot and heavy. She cums, but wait – he doesn't. Carrera and Glass now grab the hapless Byron and shove that ice dildo up his bunghole. The shock apparently kills him. (I say "apparently" because it isn't made clear until later that that's what happened.)

Back to the bar, where April and Krista are dirty dancing on the stage. Soon, a six-inch strap-on appears, and they use it on each other. Our three female leads have also returned, and Janine is upset; she doesn't like killing people, but Glass and Carrera take it in stride. (The implication is that they've done this before.)

Janine goes to Tedeschi for comfort, but Tony is auditioning April for a model's gig by muff-diving, then screwing her into the mattress while she chews on it. As he spills his load all over April's belly, Janine breaks in. Tedeschi listens, but he's really only interested in whether the event will fuck up his photo shoot in the a.m.. Janine finally sees that nobody cares about poor Tom's demise. In this fragile, suggestive state, when she returns to her flat, the man-haters are waiting, and make Janine beg for sex. The ladies then go into a torrid threesome, climaxing in a daisy chain. The final orgasm is sooo good that it changes something in Janine.

Some time passes, and now Janine is teasing Jon Dough, climbing all over him. Is Janine going to break her penis fast and do it with Dough? Is this going to be a historic tape? Nah, she just cock-teases him by gyrating on a white vibrator while he watches, then pulls out an ice dildo, ready to put it up his ass. Freeze-frame fade-out.

So what's left? Some good sex, but no nominatable scene; plot holes big enough to drive Jeff Stryker's dick through; and the usual high Vivid production values, all of which add up to another win for Vivid¸but an unsatisfactory outing for Janine.


 

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Vivid Entertainment Group
Tom Byron
April (VI)
Tony Tedeschi
Leslie Glass
Asia Carrera
Janine Lindemulder
Jon Dough
Brooke Waters
Gary Waters
Krista (V)
Bud Lee

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