Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Running Time: 72
Director: Rex Borsky
Company: Rosebud Productions
Cast: Julian St. Jox, Satomi, Lana Sands, Joey Silvera, Careena Collins, T.T. Boy, Krysti Lynn, Jon Dough
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
People have always said to me, "Marshall, you're an ass, man." Well after staring at the asses of Lana Sands, Careena Collins, Satomi, and Krysti Lynn, I can now concur, "I'm most definitely an ass man." With no character development, clever dialogue or plot twists to get in its way, Anal Lover 3is just plain, no-frills sex. Yahoo!
The opening, with Careena Collins non-stop cooing, had me nostalgic for my old New York rooftop. The careening Careena turns up the volume as she makes her way around the room (licking Julian St. Jox's balls as he's fucking Lana Sands, being doggied by T.T. Boy (taking a break from Santomi) delivers a close-slo-mo anal realignment. He cums on her ass, while Julian saves his drips for Lana's and Careena's lips.
Krysti Lynn (pound for pound, one of the finest asses in her division) is a sphincter of enthusiasm in her vocal bout with Jon Dough. Spanking and a mish/doggie combination are on the undercard, while an intense missionary anal is the main event. In a contrast of styles, Satomi bides her time with Julian, dancing around a weak blow job and doggie and then delivering a knockout anal reverse cowgirl. She takes everything that he delivers (which is no easy feat).
The finale has a tag team match between Careena and Lana vs. Jon Dough and Joey Silvera. Careena puts a scissor-hold around Joey's neck that he attempts to eat his way out of. This maneuver takes its toll on him, because he's virtually a non-factor for the remainder of the bout. Jon, on the other hand, can handle more than his own as he delivers a beautiful cowgirl/mish suplex that leaves Lana quivering. He apparently has her in trouble as he delivers a hard and fast sphincter-stretch on her, and then unleashes with a huge load on her face and hair. He's exhausted, and the girls celebrate their victory with a deep, heated (and improvised) kiss.
The asses are there, the enthusiasm is there, even the performances are pretty much there. Unfortunately some key penetration shots aren't. Director Borsky has some fine close-ups but like the saying (I just made up) goes, "If you want a vid that'll win, we gotta se it goin' in." Anal Lovers 3 still manages to deliver and should move well among both anal fans and fans of Lana.