Released: Mar 01st, 1995
Running Time: 80
Director: Steve Drake
Company: AFV Releasing
Cast: Misty Rain, Steve Drake, Barbara Doll, Gerry Pike, Mike Horner, Anastasia (I), Tony Tedeschi, Melissa Hill, Anna Malle
Critical Rating: AA
First, dealers should know that there is no connection between this tape and the Max Steiner-Nicole London vehicle of the same name, and almost no resemblance, especially in the amount of anal action. This slight farce, centering on the antics at a sex-mad school for lifeguards, run by dim-bulbs Mike Horner and Anastasia, manages only two very brief anal scenes. (By me, solo and girl/girl anal dildo action doesn’t count, unless it gets to Buttslammers-style intensity, and nothing here gets that hot.)
In fact, there’s only two half-good scenes here. The first matches Anastasia with State School Inspector Tony Tedeschi, as the long-haired, natural-breasted Ana bribes Tony with an energetic camp on the peg. Anna Malle, less “Anna Malle-istic” than usual, but still a gifted fuck, coaxes afraid-of-the-water Gerry Pike out of his lifejacket, and into her pussy and ass. Anna needs the lifejacket to cope with Gerry’s facial flood.
Other than that, even the usually-delectable Misty Rain is pretty perfunctory in the closer with Steve Drake, which concludes with about 30 seconds of poorly-covered anal. And then… a bad Barbara Doll-Mike Horner scene? Believe it or not – strictly by-the-numbers, with Barb’s dildo-in-the-butt demo a poor substitute for her typically heroic anal antics. Director Steve Drake has done better work, and retailers should be cautious that this title doesn’t deliver what it promises.