Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Running Time: 84
Director: Figaroo Schmucker
Company: Totally Tasteless Video
Cast: Shay Thomas, Tony Montana, Don Fernando, Hank Rose, Talana, Johnny Prober, Chocklate
Critical Rating: AA
Fans of cellulite, lard and just plain fat, attention! Here are three babes who should warm the cockles of your heart(s) – also your livers, spleens, and any other organ you deep appropriate.
Chocklate, Shay Thomas and Talna stand around talking about how horny they get (between meals), and, of course, we get to see a depiction of their passions. Shay is a lady who is normally built from the chest up, but from the hips down – watch out! Imagine how the Great Pyramid of Giza spreads out at the base and you can imagine her thighs. Shay tells us of her encounter with Tony Montana, who, as we've seen, will screw pretty much anyone.
Hank Rose is then hooked up, er, with Chocklate, a black lady who looks like she's taken a few too many trips through the tasting part of the Hersheypark tour. Not to be outdone, Johnny Prober tangles with Talana, another black lady who could put a buffet restaurant into bankruptcy. Then it's time for anal when Don Fernando manages to find Shay's butthole – a search tantamount to finding a virgin at the AVN Awards Show. There are two additional scenes with some of the performers, but it's just more of the same. If your customers are fans of these Life In The Fat Lane style tapes, steer them to this one. Otherwise, retailers, moderate your purchases.