The colors in this feature will look perfect to you – if you happen to be led around by a German shepherd. Otherwise, you'll find that they bleed worse than a Village People fan at a Hell's Angels rally. The sound is just as bad, but it won't make any difference since there's no story. Instead, Tony Martino shows up as a pizza boy for Juanita and Tara (not Gold). Ron Jeremy, Frank Fitzcaraldo (will he bring opera to the jungle?), Kirsty Waay and another girl do an outside fourway that is so boring, you can hear the director snoring. Tony and cute Lana Sands have a scene, but it's a waste within a waste. Speaking of which, don't waste your money.