Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Running Time: 65
Director: Rex Cabo
Company: Video Exclusive
Cast: Don Fernando, Lady Paree, Venus (I), T.T. Boy, Julian St. Jox, Tom Chapman
Critical Rating: AA
Readers, help settle an Editor's bet: Is there anyone out there who thinks that Lady Paree, giving head to a pair of prosthetically decked-out dicks dangling from Julian St. Jox and Don Fernando, is even remotely erotic? A single response in the affirmative and I'll eat my press card! The latter scene is just one of many reasons to zip on down to the final segment with Venus, a robust, pretty young thing whose Russ Meyer-esqe figure ought to delight big boob fans. Don't blink or you'll miss a brief b.j., followed by doggie-style humping and a delicious spoozola which drips down her crack the way The Blob slithered after Steve McQueen.
Plotless and pointless, Star Spangled Blacks contains such gems as T.T. Boy and his carbohydrate period, poking Paree in the missionary position; plus a Don Fernando Buttman rip-off – replete with "hip" 70's music and fuzzy-focus on the pop shot. You'll find hotter interracial lust in Mandingo.