Released: Feb 01st, 1995
Running Time: 77
Director: Nic Cream
Company: Electric Productions
Cast: Nicki Tee, Tara Monroe, C.J. Bennett, Cagey Bee, Isis Nile, Ian Daniels, Dick Nasty, Kyle Stone (straight), Jonathan Morgan
Critical Rating: AA
Q: How many porn techs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Apparently, more than this director can afford.
Most of the scenes here are so dimly lit, you can't see a damn thing. Wednesday looks black, fer gossake. And Nic could use a light bulb over his head, too, because while asking porn performers what their pet peeve about porn is may be marginally better than some of the interview premises we see, it's not bound to elicit a very sexy answer – and it doesn't. Gossip, interruptions of sex scenes, killing any momentum that any of the others might have managed.
We do see a couple of new babes. The cleverly-named Cagey Bee is a hardbodied but lushly-curved blonde, with cascading hair framing a pretty, heart-shaped face with almond eyes and high Slavic cheekbones. Her introductory coupling with Jonathan Morgan is spoiled by poor lighting, and the intercutting with the Morgan interview. Does Jonathan have any unuttered thoughts at all?
Perhaps the highlight is the scene with cute, streaked-brunette haired newcomer Nicki Tee, who shakes her storebought boobs atop a pool table for Dick Nasty. Why a highlight? Well, personally I was thrilled to confirm that the essential differences between Mr. Nasty and a pool cue lay not in their wooden composition, but chiefly in thickness, and the fact that Dick doesn't get blue chalk rubbed on his horsehide end.