Released: Sep 01st, 1994
Running Time: 80
Director: F J Lincoln
Company: Cal Vista Video
Cast: Vince Vouyer, Celeste (I), Kyle Stone (I), Kristina West, Asia Carrera, Sahara Sands, Nick East
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
To the tune of sultry saxophone music, lovers Nick East and Asia Carrera wake up in the morning to discover they've done something very stupid during the night. They've gotten married.
East talks to himself. Carrera talks to herself, and it sounds like we have the makings of a good film noir script, however the storyline veers in a more conventional direction, with East and Carrera vying to see who can get to divorce court first.
Asia is supposed to be an artist, so this sets up a convenient outdoor scene where long-haired Vince Voyeur flexes and preens for Asia, while roller skater Kristina West conveniently rolls by to take a shot from Vince in her roller derby pants. Asia wants to convince East that she's also a lesbian, so she sets up a scenario with Celeste on a kitchen counter that looks a little too realistic to be play acting.
Figuring that turnabout is fair play, East hires a hooker (who I presume is Marilyn Martin though she's not credited), and this, surprisingly, develops into a really great scene complete with butt and foot worship and ass fucking. Very hot stuff.
Director Mitch Spinelli is normally the gratuitous sex scene king, but director Lincoln proves to be the crown prince for this next bit. For reasons unknown, while East is snoring away in bed, Sahara and Kyle Stone drop in out of nowhere, whereupon Sahara gets fucked in the ass by Stone. A fabulous scene always overrides all narrative frailties.
Predictably, Carrera and East, instead of trying to kill one other as classic noir would dictate, fall in love. Phooey says I, and though East pounds her resoundingly, doggie and mish-style, the fact that two great anal scenes proceed this finale, leaves this competent match-up begging for more.
As we hear in Sexy Nurses 2, audio bugaboo is the main culprit to total perfection; however, director Lincoln has turned in a handsome vid for the couples' market.