The Tonya Hard-On Story

Released: Sep 01st, 1994
Running Time: 71
Director: Roy Karch
Company: Gourmet Video
Cast: Montana (I), David Hardman, Marilyn Martin, T.T. Boy, Janet Jacme, Tess Newhart, Tony Martina
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AA 1/2

The script couldn't possibly match the reality; and, besides, in the real world, only Tonya Trailerpark and Oksana Baiul had any sex appeal; but this plodding vehicle hasn't a scintilla of humor, despite the possibilities. So how's the sex? Well, I'm a big Marilyn Martin fan, and her opening scene with T.T. Boy as hapless hubby Jeff is pretty hot, but this isn't her vehicle, as she's relegated to a later locker-room girl/girler with the unremarkable bony brunette Tess Newhart, which turns into a half-hearted threeway with David Hardman.

Montana sparks nicely in a scene with Hardman, and in a closing three-way with T.T. and Tony Martino. Janet Jacme is wasted in a quick anal with Martino — wasted because the camera is frequently out-of-focus. Tonya may be the ultimate low-rent babe, but this vid is a bit too low-rent. Good box and subject matter will draw customer interest, but other versions may roll the old Zamboni better.