Released: Jan 01st, 1993
Running Time: 75
Director: Mitchell Spinelli
Company: Erotic Video Network
Cast: Alicia Rio, Melanie Moore, P.J. Sparxx, Cal Jammer, Moana Lisa, Peter North, Tony Tedeschi
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Tracey Winn’s on the boxcover, and she’s not in the video. Y-e-a-h, these things happen, ya know? And there’s a couple of scenes depicted on the back of the box that aren’t in the feature, and I say to myself, y-e-a-h, these things happen, ya know? And then I notice where the liner notes state that Tony Tedeschi was nominated for best actor of the year in Buttsizer. So I figure somebody is psychic because the nominations (as of this writing) haven’t as yet been released, so I figure, these things happen… ya know?
Then, to top it off, the box also refers to the “award winning Buttsizer,” so I’m asking myself, which award is that? Then it dawns on me. It’s the “getting the information correct on the boxcover” award. Well, you know the old saying about anticipating awards: an ounce of presumption is worth a pound of manure.
Inasmuch as whoever designed this boxcover must be spirit channeling with Marc Wallice’s character from The House of Sleeping Beauties (see review to comprehend the joke), the viewer should be aware that Buttsizer 2 is even better than the first installment which was a pretty decent entry.
The Buttsizer (Tony Tedeschi: “hinders are my soul!!”) now has a female nemesis in the person of Cassandra (Melanie Moore). Their verbal jousts add zing to the plot (with Tedeschi’s hair grooped up in porcupine quills, these two look like Blondie and Dagwood) which has Cassandra imprisoning Buttsizer to harness his secret powers for herself. The fact that Buttsizer’s jail cell is unlocked, doesn’t seem to faze P.J. Sparxx and Peter North as they walk in at will to have a doggie scene.The anal scenes feature Tedeschi doing Brigitte Aime and Cal Jammer plowing Moore, so ass fans may feel a little short-changed in the volume department. However, a wacky storyline with an off-beat sense of humor and five solid sex performances should be enough to balance the scales favorably. Interesting boxcover, regardless of the bonehead mistakes.