Released: Sep 01st, 1994
Running Time: 68
Directors: Steve Drake, Kathy Mack
Company: VCA Platinum
Cast: Nikki Shane, Steve Drake, Nikki Sinn, Sally Layd, Jake Williams, Tony Tedeschi, Tiffany Mynx
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Ever since someone in pictures (I forget who) called the Harley- Davidson motorcycle a half-ton vibrator, film makers have had an obsession with these two-wheelers. The operational word about this one is S-T-R-E-T-C-H. Steve Drake lubes bike mechanic Nikki Shane's joint with his grease gun, then can't get the episode out of his mind. Now being forced to marry against his will, the poor little rich boy searches every motorcycle shop in the Valley for his biker slut, and we go along for the ride to every one.
Oh, yeah, there's sex too. Tedeschi does wifey Sinn in the back of his van, and even the anal scene is carried out efficiently/ no muss, no fuss. Jake Williams works on his tractor, and plows his girl Sally's farrow with his prong. Sinn and Mynx get it on in the repair shop, in an oilcan-rattling scene that's best of show. (But I was hoping for Nikki on Nikki.) Sinn, to get Mynx away from Tony, turns her on to Drake, but Drake, still mooning about Shane, can hardly get it going and Mynx has to do all the work. Drake is still unsatisfied but accepts his fate and meets his bride to be, who — you guessed it — it turns out to be Shane!
It seems she was trying to "find herself" by working in that bike shop, but now she is ready to settle down. Hey, why should she worry, she's beautiful and (we are told) rich. Our happy pair is last seen riding off into the sunset, as credits roll and we go to black. A good box will move this one, and as I said before, people like features about Valley trashgirls and bikes.