Released: Jun 01st, 1993
Director: Jim Enright
Company: Video Team
Cast: Lynn LeMay, Debi Diamond, Krystina King, Jonathan Morgan, Mike Horner, Rebecca Bardoux, Steven St. Croix
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Even though this is Krystina King's show, Lynn LeMay plays, perhaps, the best part she's ever played in an adult feature.
LeMay and Mike Horner are a pair of Ward and June Cleaver characters in a TV sitcom. But Horner's and LeMay's TV personnae and real-life personalities are frighteningly intertwined, so much so, Mike and Lynn would be perfectly at home in some Stephen King novel. LeMay serves as an excellent example of banal, motherhood Americana, in her frilly-necked Donna Reed outfits. She's the quintessential dimple-cheeked tightass.
Through a busted financial deal that can only happen in an adult video plot, the "Smart Ass" Krystina King winds up living with this Stepford family along with their son Wally (Jonathan Morgan) and "The Beaver" (Debi Diamond). When Morgan gets sent to his room for failing to load film into the family camera, he gets to unload his load into the beaver. King is along for two anal scenes, one with Eddie Haskellish Steven St. Croix; the other with Morgan in a bath tub threeway that includes maid Rebecca Bardoux. Sadly, both scenes miss the boat when it comes to defining a great anal experience. There's no penetration and no establishing shots to show whose dick is up whose ass.
In basic terms, though, the sex is fairly sound. Eventually, Horner's and LeMay's characters break down and fuck after exposure to all the rampant sex in the household. That's pretty much a given from the intitial premise, and the finale lives up to the expectations.
A pretty good boxcover featuring King, and splendid work from the cast keeping in character makes this one of the more entertaining of the "Smart Ass" videos. With more "Smart Ass" tapes in the works, now might be the time to create a new section in your store.