Released: Aug 01st, 1993
Running Time: 73
Director: C Everette Smythe
Company: Las Vegas Video
Cast: Marilyn Blake, Tony Martino, Natasia, Kitty Yung, Danyel Cheeks, Cal Jammer, Jim Sparks
Critical Rating: AA
No straight A's at the Institute for Anal Science. In the hot opener, Tony Martino jams his slide rule into Natasia's backdoor lunchbox, but it's all academic from there. Star pupils Cal Jammer and Jim Sparks view for the attentions of Dean Danyel Cheeks, who'd rather grade the curves of Marilyn Blake (who literally can't chew gum and deliver lines simultaneously).
Blake eventually tutors Cal, who then passes on his carnal knowledge to Kitty Yung, but these entrance exams are strictly standard bed-bangers. When Sparks graduates to the Dean's anal list, you'd expect a nice long cram session. Instead, we see him get a quick pop quiz. This tape fulfills the minimum daily requirements of porn, much the way breakfast cereals provide vitamins. Neither incompetent nor interesting. A is for Anal merely exists in that special vacuum reserved for hack work.