Released: Apr 01st, 1993
Running Time: 80
Directors: John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company: Zane Entertainment
Cast: Don Fernando, Sheila Stone, Terry Thomas, Randy West, Samantha York, Nichole London, Cal Jammer, Jonathan Morgan, Crystal Wilder
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
You Bet Your Buns is one of the funnier and more entertaining adult features to come along in awhile. It actually has a degree of wit and verve that rises above its silly premise of a TV game show where dopey housewives answer questions about sex, wins some cash, then risk it all, by betting their buns in a cage with a wild man from Borneo-type, named Mongo (hilariously played by Terry Thomas).
But like all good comedies, it has to know when to say enough's enough already. You Bet Your Buns pushes it a little when Jonathan Morgan, as the strident game show announcer, gets within one or two ad libs of the viewer contemplating first degree homicide. Morgan's funny, but has to learn to turn it down and octave or two.
A subplot has the show's hostess, Janna Whitefish (Sheila Stone), negotiating a new contract which she does anally with the show's executive producer, Randy West. Some nifty overhead shots compliment a truly well done asshole bout.
Contestant Nichole London pays a penalty when she has to take on Cal Jammer and Don Fernando in a d.p. scene. This is almost too true-to-life to be funny. Contestant Samantha York gets a dildo the size of Somalia up her snatch; contestant Rebecca Bardoux gets to fulfill a fantasy by having MC Morgan come all over her face after he's backdoored her, and Wilder gets to tango with Mongo in a steel cage match.
Hilarious for the most part, You Bet Your Buns provides all the anal action you little heart might desire. Rebecca Bardoux looks great with a choice rear end shot gracing the boxcover.