Released: Mar 01st, 1994
Running Time: 79
Director: Nic Cream
Company: Electric Productions
Cast: Dick Nasty, Aurora (I), Shelby Stevens, VixXxen, Jessie James, Ian Daniels, Devon Shire, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AAA
No one mocks himself with more grace and humor than Ron Jeremy, and the Jeremy/Cream team have produced several humorous lowbudget/high-voltage, feelgood sexvids. This is one of their best.
Ron can neither get work nor get laid, so with the gentle, mocking assistance of second banana Dick Nasty, he places an ad in the trades for talent to appear in an erotic thriller — "a Basic Instinct meets Cocoon", as Ron pegs it, where the babes will have to fuck an older (shorter, hairy, chunky) stud. Ron, of course, is frustrated by the auditioners, until the closer.
First, Dick gets a nice b.j. from Aurora (aka Whitney Banks), a new blonde babe with a wide butt and natural tits; then Wednesday opts to fuck boyfriend Jonathan Morgan for her audition. Remember how we called Wednesday "Hump Day"? Well, Wednesday's a true Hump Girl, who likes it rough, as Morgan yanks unmercifully on her shaved, prominent pussylips, then chews on them as he pinches her stiff nipples, then slaps her taut ass as he pounds her pussy. The lovely natural-bodied pair of Vixxxen and Devon Shire do a short-but-sweet girl/girler, leading up to a lengthy Shelby Stevens striptease and pussyrub, but she jumps the pizza man (Ian Daniels) instead of poor Ron.
This Dyan Cannon lookalike (younger, of course) takes a major tit-splash. Ron's patience pays off, as he gets to plow newcomer Jessie James. She's a tall, slim brunette with lustrous hair, great legs, tiny spiky tits, and a wide, sensuous mouth. She takes Jeremy to the hilt in mouth and pussy, ending with a major facial. She's a winner, Ron's terrific, and this is a diverting little sexvid. Ignore the hideous box, and point new-girl fans to this nice package.