Released: Sep 01st, 1994
Running Time: 72
Directors: John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company: Fantastic Pictures
Cast: Umma, Jenny Joyce, Damian Wolf, Kitty Foxx, Kelly Michaels, Jonathan Morgan, Julian St. Jox, Tony Martino, Gerry Pike, Ron Jeremy, Annabelle Chong, Karl Radford, Derek Taylor
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Usually, we critics take the titles of adult videos with more than a grain of salt, so when I saw Depraved Fantasies 3 on the shelf, I said, "Yeah, right!" But the three sex scenes on this tape are pretty weird. Not enough to get anybody arrested, but enough to give one severe doubts about Mr. Bone's good taste.
The first sequence takes place in a meat locker, and has Annabelle Chong fantasizing about making it with three butchers (Ron Jeremy — who certainly looks the part — Derek Taylor and new face Karl Radford). The set decoration is complete, right down to the blood dripping from the carcasses. And on top of that, we are given a triple penetration: two dicks in the ass while one enters the pussy. Amazing! (Wait, wasn't that the name of Bone's former company?)
Then Annabelle and Umma fantasize about sex with TS Kelly Michaels while dressing in white costumes reminiscent of My Fair Lady.
But the best is saved for last. There's a marriage ceremony at the "Elvis Chapel of Love," with Jonathan Morgan as the Rev. Dr. Elvis. He's an absolute scream, and he has my strong vote for a nomination for Best Supporting Actor. This guy can do nothing wrong! Besides Morgan's way-out performance, there's also a group scene with him, Umma, Annabelle, and the rest of the cast not already mentioned. It's a weird finale to a weird tape that lives up to its name. Director Bone is one of the few directors left with a vivid imagination, and his name is beginning to mean something to consumers. Retailers: stock this with Bone's other products... or in your "Too Weird For Words" section.