Released: Sep 01st, 1994
Running Time: 139
Director: Seymore Butts
Company: Ultimate Video
Cast: Gerry Pike, Yvonne (I), T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Krista (V), Lana (I), Chrystal, Tiffany Towers, Shane (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
A trip north of the border marks the beginnings of, perhaps, Seymore Butts' hottest video offering to date. With beautiful, glorious asses filling the screen at every available moment, this is truly a bountiful, non-stop hardcore adventure whose running time whizzes by like the proverbial flash.
After going on some errands, Seymore arrives home to find a mini-orgy/bon voyage party in progess in his living room. Mark Davis is working on Krista's tits, as her naked body is suspended from a strap-webbing makeshift hammock. Meanwhile, Gerry Pike has the situation under control with Mark's steady partner, Yvonne. Shane provides the roaming finger every time an asshole comes into view. But once Seymore joins the fray, who's doing what to whom becomes a matter of relative conjecture, however the distinct anal moment is provided when Yvonne rides Davis' saddle horn like Annie Oakley.
The action shifts to the Canadian border as Seymore and Shane with companion T.T. Boy (he's mysteriously referred to as "Butch" throughout this video) go in search of the toothsome Tiffany Towers for some party time. That said party is held in a hotel room only underscores the seedy gesture of T.T. ramming his dick through a hole in Tiffany's leotards in search of her other hole. Towers' glorious bod is covered up for the most part, but hang in there — after Shane has had her share of her (with vibrating balls). Tif rewards us with some glorific ass tease.
Seymore, Shane and Tiffany elect to go out on the town, but birthday boy T.T. elects to follow the tune of his own drummer in the person of Chrystal, a tiny blonde with a fab body and lip-smacking tan lines. Chrystal's white ass and tanned thighs look mesmerizingly incredible in her cowgirl stint with T.T. Obviously inspired to greatness, T.T. hauls her bodily off the ground, grasping her hips as he manually pounds her into his outstretched dick. Major kinetic energy in this scene as Lana winds up getting more of same, splayed out on an end table.
But that's not all. Birthday boy T.T. is handed one more surprise — Lana, a dusky-looking temptress who's decked out in satin bra and panties. Lana does a mini-striptease for T.T, and the excitement level reaches a feverish pitch as their sex scene crashes into every available nook and cranny of the hotel room, finally winding up in the bath tub where T.T. comes not once, but twice within feverish seconds. This is hardly astounding, since Lana rates major points on the angina-provoking scale.
If, possibly, the last couple of Seymore reviews lent a hint that Butts was slowing down, not to worry. This outing reaffirms his eagle scout status in the butt patrol. Profile On the Loose prominently in your Seymore collection.