Released: Mar 01st, 1994
Running Time: 69
Director: Captain Bob
Company: Action Management
Cast: Rick Stick, Betty Bush, Genevieve LaFleur, Beverly Glen, Margarita Espana
Critical Rating: A
It's too bad that we don't have an award for "worst shot, most ludicrous sex scene," because the final one in this entry would win hands down. The slim premise of the show has Capt. Bob (Captain Bob's Lust Boat) as the doctor who sees four female patients, hears their sexual problems and advises some while screwing the rest. The only "big name" in the cast is Beverly Glen.
The ice-cold encounters include Genevieve LaFleur and Betty Bush, plus Rick Stick with Beverly, who is just a little too convincing in her portrayal of a hooker — like she really doesn't want to have anything to do with this guy except for his moolah. But the "best" is saved for last. The Captain dresses like a pirate (actually, he just puts a bandana over his forehead but it also covers his eyes so he can't see what he's doing) and tries to do Margarita Espana on a boat deck.
The cameraman keeps losing his footing, the performers keep slipping, and I couldn't stop laughing — hilariously bad, but also as un-erotic as it could get. Frankly, a store owner could pick a better feature blindfolded. Just the thing for frat parties, or those looking for new faces.