Released: Mar 01st, 1992
Running Time: 115
Director: Michael Cates
Cast: Ed Powers, Holly Ryder, Loretta Sterling, Ron Jeremy, T.T. Boy, Biff Malibu, Lester Goldfine, Madison (I), Bionca (I), Cal Jammer, Joey Silvera, Woody Long, Trixie Tyler, Francine
Critical Rating: AAAA
Junk yard owner Holly Ryder and her sister Madison are being cited by the City of Los Angeles for being toxic waste polluters. The girls may have to close ship or pay heavy finds pending environmental tests. Basically, Holly and Madison are a couple of smart cookies who need a couple of idiots to unload their business on.
Enter porn producers Jeremy and Joey Silvera. Ron's character is a total sleaze who tries to weasel anal scenes for cheap from his hirelings ("c'mon - when I do a big budget feature, I'll give you a nice part") while Joey's character is golf-obsessed. Does this sound like anyone we know?
Troubles begin for Jeremy and Silvera when they decide to rent out their porn studio to a couple of Holy Rollers, but the situation is brought to a foregone conclusion when the girls decide to trade businesses even up with the boys (with a torrid hot four-way to consummate the deal, naturally).
Michael Cates who directed this raunchy feature has not been Bruce Seven's cameraman/protégé for nothing. Cates has picked up a few tricks or two from the master, thus giving Junk Yard Dogs a very Loose Ends - quality to it, as in the Cal Jammer/Holly Ryder outdoor scene that involves both a simultaneous ass fucking and oil lube (remember Megan Leigh in Loose Ends VI?) It's a great scene in a wonderfully trashy and hot video.
Very clever packaging features Ed Powers and E.Z. Ryder as bums who sing (or should I say "lip sync") the video's very catchy theme song.