Released: Nov 01st, 2006
Running Time: 103
Director: Glenn Baren
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Cast: Vanity Lin, Michelle Maylene, Lystra, Andrew Andretti, Lana Croft, Jerry (I), Brian Surewood, Dragonlily, Marco Banderas, Jerry (II), Donny Long
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
With a hint of a plot explained, five women of various Asian ethnicities offer sex to get what they need. In the name of censorship, Lana Croft takes on Donny Long while smart-ass Michelle Maylene tags Jerry for hopeful citizenship by marriage. Koreans Lystra and Vanity Lin offer some amusing stereotypes, including a reference to dog ingesting. Before getting down and dirty, Dragonlily has her toes and feet licked and sucked by undercover agent Marco Banderas.
While not award winning, the action is good and shows off hot Asian women having sex. Lystra and Vanity Lin's accent add some authenticity, with Lystra berating Brian Surewood in a Korean language scolding. Each scene is filled with various sex positions and all conclude with healthy facials. The five-minute outtake reel is amusing, and techie nerds will giggle at Lana Croft's Chinese search engine censorship plot.
Retailing: For fans of the Asian ladies.