Released: Mar 01st, 1994
Running Time: 90
Directors: John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company: Fantastic Pictures
Cast: John T. Bone, Elizabeth (I), Tracy (I), Tiffany (I)
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
The emphasis in this volume is on huge hooters, so Harry (director Bone) has cruised the exotic dance circuit for women to fit the bill. The three lovelies he finds have a cumulative chest measurement of 117 inches, so in this respect, Harry is quite successful.
As for the rest of the vid, however, the verdict is mixed. The tape is broken into three segments, and each begins with a rather boring interview. We find out that blonde Elizabeth, for example, is from Indiana. Wow. Things do get a little more interesting when the scenes move from talking to fucking. Elizabeth, who looks like the proverbial farmer's daughter, takes it vaginally and orally as the centerpiece of a three-way involving Harry and a Hispanic guy. Tiffany, a petite Latino, also takes on two guys, including Harry, and gets both holes plugged simultaneously. Finally, slutty blonde Tracy gets her wish of being in a movie where she's filmed getting drilled by two guys, one at a time.
The only drawback to the sex on this tape is Harry himself. It's hard to get turned on by a coupling between a nubile thing and an old, fat guy. The lesson to be learned here, though, is that if you want to bed a cute exotic dancer, produce and direct your own video.