911? I'd like to report a case of spontaneous combustion.

Yes, operator, she was a video reviewer. What was she watching? Bruce Seven's latest panty-soaker, Shane's Ultimate Fantasy. What's so special about this video? Well, let me push PLAY and we'll find out. HOLY SHIT! Shane evidently told Bruce he was a "grumpy old man" at CES this year, and then had the audacity to offer up her derriere to the master for a sound spanking! Yikes! Is she gonna get it now or what? Yup.

Under Bruce's tutelage, Lia Baren demonstrates her ample skills as a top (not to mention her innate cuteness) on both Shane and French import, Draghixa — who's only allowed to parléz en François. Once the three girls and Bruce have had some fun, Bruce sends Draghixa out to "mow the grass" (whatever) and he and Lia take Shane to the dungeon for more adventures. And then... Danyel Cheeks arrives. Wow! I don't think I've ever seen her look as hot and move as smoothly as she does in her striptease dance. Whew! Hold on operator, I've gotta turn the A/C on — it's getting stifling in here!

Okay, I'm back. Jesus H. Christmas, you gotta see this! They've got Shane hanging by her ankles — blindfolded — and they're... ahem. Take my word for it, it's totally awesome. Jeez. Now Danyel's being attached by her wrists to a spreader bar suspended overhead... then... THUMP! KABOOM! Well, I guess that makes TWO reviewers outta commission. This video is a MUST CARRY IN MASS QUANTITY.