Released: Mar 01st, 1992
Running Time: 88
Company: Midnight Video
Cast: Don Fernando, Courtney (I) (Russian), Cal Jammer, Saki, Wayne Summers, Marissa Malibu, Angela Summers, Biff Malibu, Victoria Paris, Stacey Nichols
Critical Rating: AA
Picture shooting the Ben Hur chariot race in the confines of a phone booth, then apply that concept to a time travel video with virtually all of its scenes shot in one bedroom.
Victoria Paris gets fourth billing in the credits, and I can see why. Victoria presents as much valid contribution to this production as a mute witness in a mafia trial. If ever Victoria needed a credit in her resume, it's this one.
Ditty, Wayne Summers who's really made a career move. Wayne keeps reappearing in sunglasses and a white borsalino Al Capone hat, as a kind of cutrate Greek Chorus, muttering (and I do mean that sincerely) about time travel and gang bangs. Wayne's acting a little wifty and out of kilter - like he's just been to Sean Michael's New Year's Eve party - the one which ran out of ice and party mixers. Then to validate what Wayne's been rambling about, Cal Jammer appears with Courtney in a sex scene, going on about time travel and gang bangs. As you'll observe, this feature really flows.
I know I'm not on drugs, but I've become lost, as Wayne keeps making reappearances to explain the plot intricacies which I've misplaced somewhere between Victoria's credit listing and Courtney's Zulu war cries. Holy cripes, I'm in a quagmire of time-warp confusion.
In another career move, Angela Summers, with mascara-heavy eyes, does a Cleopatra bit, like it's Halloween on Hollywood Boulevard. Angela looks bewildered, like she's been exposed to too many gamma rays. Anyways, Angela goes down on somebody who looks like Cassandra Dark.
Biff Malibu and Cal as Will and Ed then come on frame talking dopey-like about blue brassieres and partying and gangbangs. Really, you have to see this feature to appreciate what I'm rambling about.
Back to Wayne and more convoluted talk about gang bangs which is a lead-in to a giggling non-sequitur lesbian party sequence with Summers, Marissa Malibu and the Cassandra Dark girl.
Put this video right alongside the The Wright Stuff and Our Naked Eyes, as oddities of the adult video generation. Oh yes, Victoria Paris shows up for the celebrated gangbang acting like a McIdiot along with the rest of the fast food video gang.