Released: Mar 01st, 1992
Running Time: 68
Director: Paul Norman
Company: Video Team
Cast: Madison (I), Sikki Nixx, Samantha York, Buck Adams, Monoa Lisa, Monique Hall, Teri Diver, Jamie Leigh, Bianca Trump
Critical Rating: AAA
This Edward picks up where Parts 1 and 2 leaves off. Our adult Edward ages...and becomes F.J. Lincoln, who relives his life. There is a sad edge of loneliness to the aged Penishands. His monologue elicits a feeling of pathos, especially when Lincoln comments that no one could ever make love to him like the K.C. Williams and Buck Adams encounter he witnesses. Eddie also recalls his time with Samantha York, who, amazingly enough, manages both of his appendages in one hole. Seeing York spread 'em for a double-fisted pleasure is quite a showstopper, especially when she urges him on with heated cries of "faster" and helps him with the penetration. The aged Lincoln shows that they can still please a duet of pierced ladies (Madison and Jamie Leigh) as Moana Lisa looks on and strokes herself.
Kudos go to the penile prongs. At times, they seemed more real than Nixx's true tool. Also, applause for the makeup, f/x and the hilarious use of the "1812 Overture" for the explosive pops. Not on par with either of the prequels, but this deserves a look from the curious.