Released: Dec 01st, 2006
Running Time: 81
Director: Jack Genero
Cast: Frank James, Imperial Sugar, F M Bradley, Chanel (I), Sherry Evans, Steven Harper, Natasha Skyer
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: Golden Age
Wow. Sometimes one forgets, in the rose-colored haze of nostalgia, just how bad some of the older movies were. This re-release of Queen of Spades is almost worth watching for the sheer badness of it.
Chanel runs a studfarm for well-heeled ladies who like big black cocks. The studs want more money. They threaten to leave – providing a nice example of unified labor action – unless they get more money. Then they get back at her by giving her a gangbang and telling her that she works for them now. The end. Contrary to the cover blurb, poker has nothing to do with this movie.
But boy, it's really poorly done. The photography is bad, the sound is bad, and the acting is bad. The sex is boring: there's no chemistry or heat between performers, even when it's a solo masturbation scene.
Not all movies shot on film back in the day deserve a second chance. This is one of those.
Retailing: Only for the most ardent of old-school fans.