Released: Aug 01st, 1994
Running Time: 82
Director: Rob Kin
Company: Las Vegas Entertainment
Cast: Janet Jackme, Tony Martina, Buck Adams, Selina (I), Michael J. Cox, Mike Homer, Debi Diamond, Krysta
Critical Rating: AAAA
Tony Martino as George Washington and Selina as Betsy Ross? You gotta love a feature this audacious. Selina has trouble unbuttoning his fly in this age of velcro and zippers, but once freed, Martino rams his flagpole into Selina's grommet and everybody salutes.
Horner is Honest Abe sans beard, working on racial equality with Jackme. He deftly puts his proposal deep into her chamber, and after a compromise is reached, emancipates her with a hose job on her large melons. They don't call him The Great Emancipator for nothing.
Michael J. Cox is J.F.K. and Debi Diamond is M.M. She sings him Happy Birthday; he pins her to the floor and butt-slams her so hard that the poor girl must still have rug burns. Finally she gives him a writhing hum job, imploring him to cum all over her face, which he does, tangling that long blonde hair. Who says that politics and show biz don't mix? Best coupling on the tape.
Lastly, Buck Adams hams it up as Nixon, and shows campaign aide Krista that he does not have a crooked dick, as he lays (not lies) her with gusto. Krista responds by taking his Richard up her box as far as it will go, then lets him "cover" her face "up" with his cream. Now that's what I call a Tricky Dick.
All in all, a very funny and hot offering that should do well in your comedy section.